A man is like a soda you wanted to drink for breakfast but forgot to put in the fridge the night before... warm and completely useless.
Friday, August 19, 2011
A man is like rusty patio furniture, useless and your mom refuses to get rid of him.
Monday, August 1, 2011
What's the difference between a man's penis and an alarm clock? Nothing. They both go off and you just want to hit the snooze button, roll over, and fall back asleep.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
A man is like a plate of hors d'oeurves...At first you can't decide, but you always wind up with the tiny weiner.
Friday, July 29, 2011
What's the difference between a man and a holiday ham? One pays the bills, the other one gets you pregnant.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
A man is like a period of gym class...You'd rather sit down and rest than play with all those balls.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
a man is like peeing drunk in the ocean 5 times while still wearing your clothes, it feels good when you're doing it but later you're like, "Fuck I was drunk!"
